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The Gold Standard of Chicken Ratings
Chicken scored the same six ways every time, so the ratings mean something. Find your next chicken destination here.
1 wing = walk on by • 3 = solid bird • 5 = worth a detour
Worth a detour
Cold Harbor
3.83
Grease 3 • Juice 4 • Crunch 2 • Color 4 • Size 5 • Amount 5
Latest Ratings
Cold Harbor
3.83
Grease3
Juiciness4
Crunch2
Color4
Size5
Amount5
Burnt Timber Brewing & Tavern
3.83
Grease2
Juiciness3
Crunch4
Color4
Size5
Amount5
The Pub
3.67
Grease1
Juiciness2
Crunch5
Color4
Size5
Amount5
Chill Kitchen and bar
3.00
Grease4
Juiciness2
Crunch5
Color2
Size2
Amount3
Pizzaville
3.67
Grease4
Juiciness3
Crunch4
Color3
Size3
Amount5
Solera
3.50
Grease3
Juiciness5
Crunch3
Color2
Size4
Amount4
Why It Beats the Notebook
A 4 Means a 4
Six fixed scores, Grease, Juiciness, Crunch, Color, Size, Amount, one to five. Rate every bird the same way and you can finally rank them against each other. Your notebook never could.
Built for One Obsession
No burying chicken under burgers and tacos. Every place here is judged on the bird alone, so your ratings sit next to ones worth comparing.
Every Rating Gets Its Page
Hit publish and your verdict becomes a real page, photo and all, that you can send to anyone. Try sharing a notebook scribble.